- Dogs get lonely if left outside the elevator.
- Don't shoot like a rocket from the floor or practice martial arts on the walls.
- Don't place cardboard boxes in the doors as a door stop. They'll only get crushed.
- Your umbrella will vibrate and electrocute you if you poke the buttons with it.
- The doors get angry and vengeful upon those who try to push them around.
- A single cigarette butt in the door track will cause the entire elevator to cease functioning.
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