Follow the rules and survive the elevator.

Remember, boys and girls:

  • Dogs get lonely if left outside the elevator.
  • Don't shoot like a rocket from the floor or practice martial arts on the walls.
  • Don't place cardboard boxes in the doors as a door stop. They'll only get crushed.
  • Your umbrella will vibrate and electrocute you if you poke the buttons with it.
  • The doors get angry and vengeful upon those who try to push them around.
  • A single cigarette butt in the door track will cause the entire elevator to cease functioning.

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