Follow the rules and survive the elevator.

Remember, boys and girls:

• Dogs get lonely if left outside the elevator.
• Don't shoot like a rocket from the floor or practice martial arts on the walls.
• Don't place cardboard boxes in the doors as a door stop. They'll only get crushed.
• Your umbrella will vibrate and electrocute you if you poke the buttons with it.
• The doors get angry and vengeful upon those who try to push them around.
• A single cigarette butt in the door track will cause the entire elevator to cease functioning.